i can ride

i can ride a bike!!!!!! i didnt know i could cuz ive only tried with jieun's ghetto ass crap bike that ive rode straight into the wall but wiuth a real bike. its possible to ride. we went plum picking with the rims in the morning and now mrs rim is making serious plum wine. we went biking along the water and then hadwhite been soup with noodles.

that night i got my clubbing wish and the world was mine.

frozen dick

never be a pussy penis party pooper. if someone offers you a penis shot you must drink out of the frozen dick. 

i cried the tears of fashion

yes, i saw it and it was amazing. and i will go see with everyone of you when i get back so we can cry together. then we can drink cosmos again because i believe the movies' big plot twist is that they are indeed back. carrie on.

looking for pants

i have never wished more for pants.....

i have pants, but they are not my sexy pants. i am off to get korean sexypants in hopes of sexytime, and sticky rice. haha sticky.

i found brighton beach in seoul. and we ran into some hookers.

as nice as hotel bars can be they are somehow super sketchy. like some undercover business is going down. there are also various ways you get served a cosmo.

cra cra

i've been non stop sleeping, like 100%........ jieun and ashely are in north korea for the day and i decided to stay south. ive had enough of Kim Jong at Parade past 2 years therefor i am spending the day with mrs. rim. i hope she is down to go clubbing later.

beerafication

all i really needed was alcohol. i though i was going to die and then i had beer and i was ok. i had coffee too, but the beer cured it all. i cooked an omelet this morning and then we went to a temple. the temple had a sexytime room for the king and the queen to make their son and there was also a poop room for the king. other stuff did not matter. the secret garden of the temple did not hold any secrets. that seriously sucked.

there was noodle time and tea time after and we saw crossed dressed looking boys and girls breaking dancing in the street getting us to go see their RENTlike CHICAGO show. we went to have beer instead. also i was interviewed by children who were working on a school project attacking tourist and asking them what they liked best about korea. and a man photographed us looking a photos of cows in a gallery. 

jieun's mom brought some seriously bright coral colored toilet paper. it is making me nervous. but there are some delicious chips in the house, maybe there is vodka too.  ashely is singing something now as she got out of the shower. 

i promised to make french toast in the morning. i dont know if i was just making  conversation, i wonder if they will remember.